THE WICKED WITCH FROM THE WEST

This is a fairy tale about the horrible old wind bag witch from the west – Jumarelda

Jumarelda had a normal upbringing and was a quite nice and pleasant child.

After her school days Jumarelda was sucked in to the life sucking vortex of the horrible Leftygreeny clan and was tutored in all the ways of being a witch, in fact some say she is one of their finest students.

At the witch school they are taught how to cast vile and terrible spells and hexes on everybody in their fine land, witches from this school have no morals and are very strident misusers of the truth.

Jumarelda was then given the task of taking over the leadership of the lands they lived in – Youbeautyville.  Along with her the clan sent out tens thousands of helpers to infiltrate every facet of the country’s leadership.

Not long after her graduation Jumarelda sucked in her first victim, a coupled man belonging to an important clan, the Youbeautyville arm breaking clan. With her new friend she was able to start weaving her new spells and hexes on one of the lands ruling mega clans the Wobblyideals foray.

With the aid of some of her finest spells she was able to divert some very much needed gold in to various new interests she and her friend dreamed up.

Then all hell broke loose when big Baloony the big boss of the Youbeautyville arm breaking clan found out about the missing gold, but by then nearly all of Jumarelda’s helpers had infiltrated every clan and mob they needed to. So it was time for a little holiday, skid the couples friend and weave some more hexes and spells.

Several  years passed with very little heard from Jumarelda and her many helper and clans, then she emerges as a super dooper big wig of the Wobblyideals foray. Then lo and behold the Wobblyideals foray take over the running of their land so Jumarelda began casting her hexes and spells with a vengeance. Time for a Mr Jumarelda, so she got on quite well with that very happy lovely boy Wobby, so Wobby ditched his friends and enterprise and toodled up to Jumarelda, everything is getting in to place for this horrible witch.

Finally after thousands of hexes and spells Jumarelda became leader of the land (just) and had to take on board some very shady characters to make her leadership stick, all was fine and jim dandy and Wobby was super dooper happy in the big Kahuna cabin with all the servant men around, but he couldn’t be shown in public because he was so stupid.

After a while Jumarelda’s power’s started to decrease rapidly and nothing she nor anyone could do could remedy it, so instead of bowing out gracefully she and all her clan decided that they would reek as much destruction on their land as they possibly could before getting the boot.